Best Selling Recipes

My cousin is selling a new cosmetics line called Satanique that is supposed to be quite good. She says that all of the ingredients are part of a patented top-secret recipe, and that she’s taken an oath not to reveal them.

I’m wondering if Satanique might be made with something vile and demonic like babby parts? Although it does give my skin an other-wordly glow. Why won’t she just tell me?

If I wear too much, do you think I’ll end up possessed?

darlin, it’d be a proud demon who’d be able to possess such a treasure as you.. fear not, apply away..
let me know how it goes

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