Apparently KFC’s recipe is well guarded, they use off-duty police officers and private security guards.
On top of all of this:
" For more than 20 years, the recipe has been tucked away in a filing cabinet equipped with two combination locks in company headquarters. To reach the cabinet, the keepers of the recipe would first open up a vault and unlock three locks on a door that stood in front of the cabinet. "
Whether you’ll accuse me of having too much time on my hands or simply being over-ambitious as well as foolish, I don’t know about all of you but II like challenges in life.
I am now actively recruiting 10 smart asses who excel in the following fields to aid me on my mission to ’steal’ the KFC recipe.
1) an I.T wizard hacker kid living a life on forged identities with access to major govt mainframe computers as well as knowledge of jamming/hacking/disrupting security cameras.
2) a 5 foot 2 inch, 60-90 lb gymnastic (the shorter and lighter the better)
3) A senior citizen with good acting skills (i’ll need you to pass yourself off as a descendant of the Saudi Royal family…)
4) The best street-pocket/thiefing twat in England, Ireland or Scotland.
5) A femme fatale – a seductress who always gets her way with men, if ‘big t!ts, a pretty face and no brains’ is what you’re all about girls – send me your resumes asap.
6) An Animal Rights activist – just be ready @ any moment, we’ll need you. The chickens need you. Do it for the chickens.
7) an ex-CIA operative with forged documents and access to the best ‘get-a-way’ drivers in the united states.
A compton crip gang member – I just know I can rely on you if it has to come down to some f@#ked up sh!t. right ?
9) An ex professional wrestler – sleeper holds baby, sleeper holds.
10) A diehard KFC fan – You wake up each morning with fried chicken wings and potatoe wedges on your mind. KFC rocks. KFC is the reason you haven’t commited suicide. KFC IS your life.
11) and finally, the mastermind behind it all, the coordinator the brainbank the think thank the daddy of the whole ploy, ME.
IF you feel you fulfil any of the 11 positions, or have the abilities I seek – please let me know by answering the question heh.
so which number are you ? let me know if you qualify as any of the above and i’ll consider your application.
fo reeeal dawg.
awesome!
excellent thats that taken care of, ok folks hurry – i need to recruit you all by 6am 10th sept 08.
Sounds like fun, but wouldn’t it be easier to bribe someone who works in the back to send you some of the breading mix and take it to a lab? That’s what William Poundstone did. IIRC the results were rather disappointing — there may be 11 herbs and spices in the formula, but whatever they’re putting out there now doesn’t use them. It’s mostly salt, pepper, and msg.